Don’t Dew It

      Many clients of ours prefer that we come on-site to conduct drug tests. Doing so keeps their operation running smoothly with little to no down time, which can save them money. Testing on-site is a cost effective and convenient way to test applicants or current...

Condom Calamity

People will go to great lengths to pass a drug test, especially when their job and essentially their livelihood is on the line. People that don’t use drugs typically never think twice about taking a drug test. Drug users who try to defraud a drug test will have some...

Cheaters Always Get Busted – Repeat Offenders

  Everybody wants to pass their drug test. Most people do this by abstaining from doing drugs; that’s the easy way. Other people want to try it the hard way. They try and use someone’s or something’s (use your imagination) urine that isn’t their own. Over the years,...

Mother of the Year

Although our name is First Choice Drug Testing, we do much more than drug testing. We also do breath alcohol testing. Truck drivers, pilots, railroad workers and any other personnel who fall under the Department of Transportation drug testing regulations are subject...

Boxers or Briefs?

There are many ways that a drug user will try and cheat a drug test. Although we know about most of them, sometimes we come across a new one. We recently had a donor come into our clinic for a  DOT (Department of Transportation) drug test. People who test under DOT...

Cheaters Always Get Busted – Oops, My Bad!

We have a filing cabinet in our testing room secured with Velcro so our donors have a safe place to put their belongings but are not able to tamper with their sample. Recently, a woman came in to test for her employer. After she entered the restroom, the collector...

Cheaters Always Get Busted – Hot Hands

My brother owns a convenience store and recently called me to tell me about an incident he encountered. He sells hot hands hand warmers even in the summer which is not that unusual because he has several patrons that work in cold storage facilities and use them year...

Cheaters Always Get Busted – Fist Fight

A couple of years back we had a father bring his son in for a drug test; we do lots of drug testing for parents but this guy’s son looked to be in his mid-twenties. The son gave us a urine specimen we would not accept, I do not remember exactly why we wouldn’t accept...

Cheaters Always Get Busted – Impersonators

What’s the best was to beat a drug test???  Find someone who is drug free and sort of looks like you and get them to be your impersonator. We had this happen at our clinic, a mother came in impersonating her daughter. They were quite clever and had somehow...

Cheaters Always Get Busted – Bribes

What's 2 ounces of clean pee worth?? We recently had a truck driver come in for a random drug test. Truckers fall under DOT (department of transportation), a Federal Government organization that regulates the trucking industry as well as airlines, public...

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